by Canadian*Sniper » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:53 am
RocketGuy and I have been PMing eachother with your mama jokes since Oct 22. Here's what we have so far
CS>you smell like poo
RG<yo momma smells like poo
CS>yo momma smells like joao
RG<yo momma smells like me
CS>yo momma smells like Microsoft
RG<yo momma smells like Bush
CS>your momma is so fat that when she fell into the ocean, all the whales sang "We are family!"
RG<yo momma is so fat that when she went swimming the spanish people put a flag on her and declared her their new kingdom
CS>yo momma is so fat that she needs 2 watches. One for each Timezone!
RG<yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
CS>Your mama is so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
RG<Yo momma's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
CS>Your mama is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
RG<yo mama so fat were in her right now
CS>Your mama is so fat. She puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
RG<yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for condors
CS>Your mama is so fat, she could sell shade.RocketGuy and I have been PMing eachother with your mama jokes since Oct 22. Here's what we have so far :D
[color=cyan]CS>you smell like poo[/color]
[color=orange]RG<yo momma smells like poo[/color]
[color=cyan]CS>yo momma smells like joao[/color]
[color=orange]RG<yo momma smells like me[/color]
[color=cyan]CS>yo momma smells like Microsoft[/color]
[color=orange]RG<yo momma smells like Bush[/color]
[color=cyan]CS>your momma is so fat that when she fell into the ocean, all the whales sang "We are family!"[/color]
[color=orange]RG<yo momma is so fat that when she went swimming the spanish people put a flag on her and declared her their new kingdom[/color]
[color=cyan]CS>yo momma is so fat that she needs 2 watches. One for each Timezone![/color]
[color=orange]RG<yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard[/color]
[color=cyan]CS>Your mama is so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.[/color]
[color=orange]RG<Yo momma's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.[/color]
[color=cyan]CS>Your mama is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.[/color]
[color=orange]RG<yo mama so fat were in her right now[/color]
[color=cyan]CS>Your mama is so fat. She puts on lipstick with a paint roller.[/color]
[color=orange]RG<yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for condors[/color]
[color=cyan]CS>Your mama is so fat, she could sell shade.[/color]