Future vs Fantasy Quake

RocketGuy and I have been PMing eachother with your mama jokes since Oct 22. Here's what we have so far

CS>you smell like poo
RG<yo momma smells like poo
CS>yo momma smells like joao
RG<yo momma smells like me
CS>yo momma smells like Microsoft
RG<yo momma smells like Bush
CS>your momma is so fat that when she fell into the ocean, all the whales sang "We are family!"
RG<yo momma is so fat that when she went swimming the spanish people put a flag on her and declared her their new kingdom
CS>yo momma is so fat that she needs 2 watches. One for each Timezone!
RG<yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
CS>Your mama is so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
RG<Yo momma's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
CS>Your mama is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
RG<yo mama so fat were in her right now
CS>Your mama is so fat. She puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
RG<yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for condors
CS>Your mama is so fat, she could sell shade.